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Sep 1

(Source: 30rockasaurus)

Sep 1

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have been no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

Sep 1
shisnojon:

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious


go AWF

shisnojon:

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

go AWF

(Source: primateculture)

Sep 1

green-satan:

milkybabie:

I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

that was wild from start to finish

Sep 1

spacetimefabric:

bussykiller:

BEING HETEROSEXUAL ISN’T NORMAL IT’S JUST COMMON

This is the truest statement I will ever reblog.

Sep 1

barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

(Source: samandriel)

Sep 1
  • me: hello darkness my old friend
  • darkness: do i know u
Sep 1

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(Source: vexingholmes)

Sep 1

giggle:

I realized why I was lost. It’s not because I didn’t have a map… It was because I didn’t have a destination.

Sep 1
thecolorffooff:

who summon me

thecolorffooff:

who summon me

(Source: rampagedelite)