whoever created chinese food is my hero
probably the chinese
i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male
Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.
when youre very proud of yourself
"Tom is our master horticulturist. He knows all the scientific names for everything, right, Tom?"
I love this show so much
Some are dark skinned
Some are light skinned
Some are big and some are small
Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there
But no matter what
If you put them together
And blend them up
They taste pretty darn good
I’m getting you professional help.