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batmanandstiles:

gaypadfoot:

list of people harry could have reasonably named his second kid after

  • remus
  • cedric
  • hagrid
  • remus
  • fred
  • moody
  • neville
  • ted tonks
  • r e m u s f u c k i n g l u p i n
  • dobby
  • the giant squid
  • dean?? seamus?? roN??

list of dead people harry named his second kid after

  • the guy who lied to him his entire life (dumbledore)
  • the guy who abused him and his friends his entire life (snape)

fifty-shades-of-irony:

Gordon Ramsay only has two emotions

  1. I’M ONLY TRYING TO FUCKING HELP YOU SO FUCKING LISTEN!
  2. No  no shhhh I was only trying to help please don’t cry.

(Source: dave-2swaggy4u-strider)

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

(Source: rabbittwalter)

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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(Source: oill-spill)

parishiltonsexslave:

me when writing an essay

(Source: bgcfavs)

(Source: wontforgets)

ollivander:

hey kids wanna buy some drugs

ollivander:

hey kids wanna buy some drugs

(Source: toastedaz)

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: themostpopulargaysofglee)

kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful